News -1: When Intelligence officers with a huge dose of intelligence were watching desperate house wives, a janitor stole one of the most advanced technology any superpower possesses and sold it to street thugs in India for a mug of beer. Now the secret to the powers of the universe lies in the hands of street thugs in Tamil Nadu. The mission, if you choose to accept, is to save the universe from some street thugs and small time criminals who apparently are also part of a bigger global network. This is the first time we are crowd sourcing earth saving mission to people coasting along in the ship of fools. So approach it with caution and wisdom...
News-3: Inception tech becomes real. Tamil movie & TV personnel have acquired patent and rights to use this technology. As usual they work for their political agenda of turning people into authentic Tamils. So they plant Tamil seeds in the deeper layers of our psyche by playing Tamil mega serials, ghaana songs and punch dialogues by leading Tamil actors in our dreams...One of the motives is that when you wake up from your dreams, you will only be led to anything Tamil in your waking life like bees to honey. In the sense you will eat only idli, vada with filter coffee for breakfast and dosa/idiappam for dinner. The final rite of passage to the Kingdom of Tamils, to become an authentic Tamil, is done by dancing to a recent Tamil Kutthu/item number. You can request for dance practice tutorials in your dreams, that it comes out naturally and pleases the judgement of Tamil leaders who generally are experts at all this..In the near future, this tech is going to be applied to every other group people can think of and will be used for the amusement of proprietors of humans.....One trivial side effect is people starting to shout Tamilan da, American da, African da, etc, etc.. endlessly...
News 4: ISIS gets honorary PhD degree in Tech entrepreneurship from Ivy league university in the US. This is to be conferred for their innovative use of IT technology for spreading terror. This has created rage among other terror and criminal groups that use religion as a tool for terrorism and profit. They are planning to sue the world nations in international court for discrimination based on religion and are demanding PhD degree in religion for all their cadres. This has raised panic among job deprived graduates with advanced degrees. They believe such a scenario is due to extending the nation of equality and non-discrimination to criminals and terror groups. Non-discrimination practices and equal opportunities for criminals has led to them performing their jobs with out any harassment and this has led to their flourishing. Experts feel that this is bound to happen in a nihilist society and this is only our karma in action.
News 5: US psychiatrist pays millions of dollars for misdiagnosing patient as paranoid.The patient was diagnosed as suffering from paranoid delusions for having occasional weekend worries about being under surveillance. The doctor holds this radical belief that no such thing is happening in the world and that all such people are deluded and paranoid. So without investigating he prescribed medications just to be sued later. He didn't think of this patient as Edward Snowden's distant cousin in the human family tree. To people who don't know about Snowden, he is this brave hearted cousin who was transported to a parallel universe that exists somewhere in the east, when he broke the widely believed and known top secret that several innocent citizens are under the radar of govt agencies. People in India felt that Snowden could have learnt Indian head shaking for answering yes/no questions..It is a survival strategy that provides selective advantage over more straight forward people. It is the art of shaking your head in a confusing way that will leave the onlooker confused for eternity..Indians felt that Edward Snowden could have used this strategy for the question whether American people were under surveillance....
News 6: Courts of justice in several nations have changed the format of court proceedings to reflect the current state of socio-political reality. Looking at the empirical data over several years and realizing that arguments never win justice and in order to avoid bias, the proceedings will be done in silence. In this version there is literal impartial weighing of bank account balance and the weight of vasta and connections. The weight will be given according to a standardized scale of connection power. The heavier one wins. The lawyers after verifying the validity of the documents and visiting cards provided, collect the bank account balance and connection weights and ceremonially produces this to the judge in silence. The judge weighs the two sides and offers justice. This improvement avoids the usual hoopla, argument and noise that goes along with court proceedings. People across the world who keep count are eagerly awaiting it's implementation....
Thought For The Day:
Thought for the day -1: A common complaint against the manufactured products of state education system in India is that they are just stupid regurgitating machines. According to almost everyone, humans are machines and machines do what they are programmed to do. If the education system is programmed to manufacture stupid regurgitating robots over several years, the robots will do just that. Is it morally right to blame the robots? If you want to put an Einstein in every home, you need Einstein manufacturing systems rather than stupid robots manufacturing units. The designers of the system and the molding components need to take the blame if the machines they produce turn out to be stupid...
Thought for the day-2: There are some strange mindsets floating around in the brains of our leaders' minds. When they feel that their "own" people are suffering and getting sicker day by day, the response is to make the healthy ones feel the same sickness so that they can suffer in a amplified resonant sickness. I recently learnt that this is sort of the attitude that several leaders who look down on lesser specimens from their citadels have. They want more and more sick specimens to increase the chances of a few evolving resistance and redeem the chances of survival for the species. I believe these leaders should have been the leaders of bacterial and viral populations...
